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HI THERE, WE'RE THE
KUIPERS BROTHERS.

(IT'S PRONOUNCED KY-PURS.)

JASON KUIPERS

JASON IS THE OLDEST (AND ALSO THE COOLEST) BRO. HE'S CONSIDERED BY MANY TO BE A REGAL SCHOLAR OF THE ARTS AND HAS AN APARTMENT FILLED WITH LEATHER BOUND BOOKS AND RICH MAHOGANY. JASON DID NOT WRITE THIS, FYI.

BRANDON KUIPERS

BRANDON IS WELL KNOWN IN THE FRUIT SNACK AFICIONADO SCENE. HE'LL STEAL YOUR PIZZA WHEN YOU'RE NOT LOOKING. HE HOLDS AN ASSOCIATES DEGREE IN "BRO SCIENCE" AND CAN FREQUENTLY BE FOUND ARGUING MADE UP FACTS WITH VENICE LOCALS. 

JORDAN KUIPERS

JORDAN IS THE #SELFIE KING WHO CAN FREQUENTLY BE FOUND GIVING PRO BONO MASSAGES TO GIRLS AT LOCAL BEACHES. AS A BIG FAN OF THE TANK TOP, JORDAN STRUGGLES TO CONCEAL HIS MINIATURE GUNS IN ANY SORT OF SHIRT WITH SLEEVES.