HI THERE, WE'RE THE
KUIPERS BROTHERS.

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JASON
KUIPERS

JASON IS THE OLDEST (AND ALSO THE COOLEST) BRO. HE'S CONSIDERED BY MANY TO BE A REGAL SCHOLAR OF THE ARTS AND HAS AN APARTMENT FILLED WITH LEATHER BOUND BOOKS AND RICH MAHOGANY. JASON DID NOT WRITE THIS, FYI.

BRANDON
KUIPERS

BRANDON IS WELL KNOWN IN THE FRUIT SNACK AFICIONADO SCENE. HE'LL STEAL YOUR PIZZA WHEN YOU'RE NOT LOOKING. HE HOLDS AN ASSOCIATES DEGREE IN "BRO SCIENCE" AND CAN FREQUENTLY BE FOUND ARGUING MADE UP FACTS WITH VENICE LOCALS. 

JORDAN
KUIPERS

JORDAN IS THE #SELFIE KING WHO CAN FREQUENTLY BE FOUND GIVING PRO BONO MASSAGES TO GIRLS AT LOCAL BEACHES. AS A BIG FAN OF THE TANK TOP, JORDAN STRUGGLES TO CONCEAL HIS MINIATURE GUNS IN ANY SORT OF SHIRT WITH SLEEVES.

KIRBY
KUIPERS

THE REAL BOSS OF ZOX. TYPES REALLY SLOW AND BLAMES OTHER PEOPLE FOR HIS MISSPELLINGS. ENJOYS WEARING A NICE CARDIGAN AT NIGHT. AVID READER OF THE WALL STREET JOURNAL AND GQ. BIG FAN OF COLD PRESSED JUICES AND SUNBATHING.